Where do Sporks come from???
During the middle of the 20th century, God finally completed his greatest
inventional feat, the spork. After the first spork was created, God stepped
back, looked at it and smiled, for he saw that it was good. Delighted with his
ingenuity, God embarked to produce them in mass quantities and give them to
the people of the world, fulfilling the forgotten clause in his covenent
with the peoples of Abraham. Thus, there are now billions of Sporks
worldwide, to the satasfaction of all.
By the time God made his invention of the spork, the people of the earth
were already using forks, spoons, and knives. God realized that much of what
he had already done for mankind was brought about gradually, making it
easier for his peoples to adapt to the revolutionary changes. Therefore, he
gradually guided the plastic-ware engineers of the world to make more
spoonlike forks, and finally, by the mid-20th centry, the almighty design
was complete. This design was called a Spork, and when God heard it, he was
happy (wouldn't you be?).
One day in New Mexico there was a UFO crash. Next door
to the crash site was a Taco Bell. Well it just so
happened that a worker was trying to eat some soup and meat with only a fork
when this happened. To his amazement the perfect eating utensil had flown
out of the UFO just as it crashed, it was, yes, a spork.
Astonishingly he found he could eat both his soup and his
his meat with a single eating utensil! The worker then
spread his knowledge of the spork all over the World, where we use it today.
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