Uses of a Spork
Besides
"The Greatest Eating Utensil in the World" ......
A crime deterent
Gifts
Making keychains
Rear-View mirror decorations
Christmas tree ornamants
Interior decorating
Give them out as party favors
Wind chimes
Musical instruments
Swimming pool toys
Disection tools
Picture frames
Back scratchers (dull prongs first!)
Spork curtains
Fingernail cleaners
A makeshift shovel
Pooper scooper
Self defense
Food catapult
Nose Picker
Weapons for small countries who can't afford guns
Spoilers for expensive cars
Hair styler
Eye gouger-outer
Bad web page creator slayer
Lock Picker
Bart Simpson impersonators
Garden tool
Hang them off your nose like a spoon
Rake
guitar pick<
eyebrow/mustache comb
incense holder (plastic sporks not recomended)
accupuncture therapy
replacement turntable needles
tongue depresser/tonsil scratcher
survival tool
combination snow-shoe/shovel
belly-button lint getter (innies only)
automotive window scraper
tooth-picker
pimple popper
sundial
add life to Bob Dole
Shoehorn
The Sporkinatior (Action figure)
earrings
Channeling spirits
eye lash curler
lettuce shredder
Nose ornament
Do you have any ideas?